According to urban dictionary a basic white bitch (BWB) is a white girl who loves uggs, Starbucks, selfies, iPhones, leggings, Instagram, heart emojis and flipping their thin hair.
You might already know you are a BWB but if not check and see what points you consider true. Here are some things you would do if you were a BWB. If you do any of the things below you probably aren’t a BWB. However if you do more than one then I would watch out:
- You love Starbucks, as much or more than your least favourite family member. You have a complicated order and wait all year round for those pumpkin spiced lattes. You also Instagram every complicated order you have #Starbucks.
- You love Pretty Little Liars. As well as shows like Vampire Diaries, One Tree Hill and Gossip Girl. You binge watch this shows filled with romance, secrets and murder.
- You quote Mean Girls like a boss. It’s second nature for you to blurt out lines in appropriate situations such as “She doesn’t even go here” and “We Wear pink on Wednesdays”
- You love being tan. You give yourself a darker complexion, unfortunately people can still tell it’s a white woman under all that bronzer.
- You love Nutella. I don’t need to explain this one.
- You love Uggs. Whether the weather can handle your Uggs you wear them anyway. In the eyes of a BWB there is no wrong way to wear them.
- Drake is your favourite rapper. After all your twitter bios include some of his lyrics.
- You treat your iPhone like it’s a baby. Making sure it has the perfect case on it and god forbid if you dropped it.
- You think you can twerk. However most white girls copy their idol Miley Cyrus. Although similar to Miley most white girls don’t have an arse.
- You say “Literally, can’t even” all the time. This also happens to be the phrase people say when trying to impersonate a BWB. It’s the way you deal with any emotions, you just can’t even.